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Postby Elvorado on Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:41 pm

"I've seen the miracles of God with my own eyes. I did a lot of bluffing, also."


dunno by who :D
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Postby badriver4me on Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:53 pm

Honey, I was supposed to go broke on that hand. But they forgot one thing. I can dodge bullets baby!"


Was going to post that , bit late :)

26. Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents. ~Lou Krieger
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Postby basketboy on Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:41 pm

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Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead. ~Jackie Robinson
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Postby Cru3LL on Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:43 pm

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"Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck."
by Phil Hellmuth
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Postby Elvorado on Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:16 am

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"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers."

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Postby Emis on Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:06 am

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"What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final
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Postby Cru3LL on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:37 pm

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"I am the Jack Nicklaus of poker, the Tiger Woods of poker, the Mozart of poker."
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Postby yofana on Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:01 pm

32.
The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time.

David Shoup
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Postby Cru3LL on Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:09 pm

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"It's like I can look into their souls."
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Postby Petriux on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:15 am

we have one third of competition :) who will be a champion :D
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Postby Zadir on Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:54 pm

34."Oh no"
Zadir at gamsters meeting after losing a mediocre pot with KK
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Postby rimvis on Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:28 pm

Zadir wrote:34."Oh no"
Zadir at gamsters meeting after losing a mediocre pot with KK

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Cru3LL on Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:29 am

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"Come on Sam, you know my heart is pure."
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Postby Elvorado on Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:45 am

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"In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket."

--Beausourire, Haitian Poker Player
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Postby yofana on Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:36 pm

37.
Dick Goodwin: 'I know you're lying.'
Charles Van Doren: 'Bluffing. The word is bluffing.'

movie Quiz Show (1994)
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