Greatest Pieces Of Humour : General Poker Forum

This could be the thread under which to gather the best pieces of humour you've witnessed at poker tables. To get started, here's smth that guaranteed me a good laugh yesterday:


You won €28.01 with Pair of 6s
lorgian showed [Q♦, A♣] - High Card Ace
[janark]: whoops
[lorgian]: suck
[lorgian]: my ****
[lorgian]: fakin ****
[lorgian]: janark
[janark]: lol
[lorgian]: what lol
[lorgian]: u fakin bad player
[lorgian]: its ur momas money?
[lorgian]: ****?
[lorgian]: s hit face
[lorgian]: hrrrr
[janark]: yup - got it as a birthday present
[lorgian]: hate it
[lorgian]: ya suck my **** i payd u
[lorgian]: FAKIN ****
[janark]: my mama is wathing my hand histories daily to see if I'm playing bad enough
[lorgian]: hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[AlexanderSpurs]: chill out dude
[lorgian]: u moma lick my ****
[janark]: behave pls

I was playing Omaha Hi-Lo 25/50c game on party and one guy just pops this question..
A: The low is when you have nothing ?

Just replied exactly with a smile

janark wrote:This could be the thread under which to gather the best pieces of humour you've witnessed at poker tables. To get started, here's smth that guaranteed me a good laugh yesterday:
You won €28.01 with Pair of 6s
lorgian showed [Q♦, A♣] - High Card Ace
[janark]: whoops
[lorgian]: suck
[lorgian]: my ****
[lorgian]: fakin ****
[lorgian]: janark
[janark]: lol
[lorgian]: what lol
[lorgian]: u fakin bad player
[lorgian]: its ur momas money?
[lorgian]: ****?
[lorgian]: s hit face
[lorgian]: hrrrr
[janark]: yup - got it as a birthday present
[lorgian]: hate it
[lorgian]: ya suck my **** i payd u
[lorgian]: FAKIN ****
[janark]: my mama is wathing my hand histories daily to see if I'm playing bad enough
[lorgian]: hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[AlexanderSpurs]: chill out dude
[lorgian]: u moma lick my ****
[janark]: behave pls

Now this is just unbelievalge sh*t can't stop laughing after reading this
Nice to that see you kept your cool and sense of humour janark and didn't behave like this a**hole.

priceless
speechless